@SIDEOFRICEPILAF

I've created a comedy brand on Instagram, @sideofricepilaf, that features my original content; memes, mash-ups, and awkward moments from my actual Bar Mitzvah. In just over two years, my account has acquired over 40,000 followers and has been featured on the top page of Reddit, Buzzfeed, LADBible, Betches, and Worldstar.

Freddy Prinze Jr is the manager, Hanson is the house band, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas is going to ask you what size shoes you need.

1,823 Likes, 99 Comments - Jake Chillinhaal (@sideofricepilaf) on Instagram: "Freddy Prinze Jr is the manager, Hanson is the house band, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas is going to..."

Or call it "Schmear We Go Again"

12k Likes, 174 Comments - Jake Chillinhaal (@sideofricepilaf) on Instagram: "Or call it "Schmear We Go Again""

If "balancing 16 awkward items on top of each other while you walk around Whole Foods" was an Olympic event, I'd be the Usain Bolt of said event 🥇

1,685 Likes, 41 Comments - Jake Chillinhaal (@sideofricepilaf) on Instagram: "If "balancing 16 awkward items on top of each other while you walk around Whole Foods" was an..."

If you dare mention the word "vodka" around me, gonna be a one-way ticket to barf city.

11.9k Likes, 1,454 Comments - Jake Chillinhaal (@sideofricepilaf) on Instagram: "If you dare mention the word "vodka" around me, gonna be a one-way ticket to barf city."

Getting a drink in LA is easy: put a folded $20 bill between your fingers, flash a Ned Flanders smirk in the direction of the bartender for 25 minutes, get frustrated, leave the bar, and pour yourself a Casamigos/soda at your apartment. Voilà!

6,702 Likes, 85 Comments - Jake Chillinhaal (@sideofricepilaf) on Instagram: "Getting a drink in LA is easy: put a folded $20 bill between your fingers, flash a Ned Flanders..."

Passing out in your friend's chilly apartment without a blanket is the suburban version "naked & afraid"

18.3k Likes, 677 Comments - Jake Chillinhaal (@sideofricepilaf) on Instagram: "Passing out in your friend's chilly apartment without a blanket is the suburban version "naked &..."

The same people who claim "i am nott a racist, I have a black friend"

1,820 Likes, 101 Comments - Jake Chillinhaal (@sideofricepilaf) on Instagram: "The same people who claim "i am nott a racist, I have a black friend""

My mother, the woman married to my father, talks about Bruno Mars "rhythmic hips" entirely too much.

RIP to any dude who's been told by their crush, "aw you're such a good friend"

1,753 Likes, 106 Comments - Jake Chillinhaal (@sideofricepilaf) on Instagram: "RIP to any dude who's been told by their crush, "aw you're such a good friend""

I hate that I made this Sam Smith pun. And I know I'm not the only one.

30.5k Likes, 272 Comments - Jake Chillinhaal (@sideofricepilaf) on Instagram: "I hate that I made this Sam Smith pun. And I know I'm not the only one."